Coffee 3:48 Mon Mar 26
Hellman's Mayonnaise
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Is there anything better, any finer, more versatile or appealing condiment? I think not.
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Far Cough
3:58 Mon Mar 26
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It's SHIT
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cornish
3:59 Mon Mar 26
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English Mustard.
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Spandex Sidney
4:01 Mon Mar 26
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Salad Cream shits all over mayo
On a salad, of course!
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worm
4:25 Mon Mar 26
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Mayonnaise is vile, regardless of the manufacturer.
Make the most of it, because when I'm running the country that shit will be banned.
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roltrader
4:26 Mon Mar 26
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Far Cough 3:58 Mon Mar 26
...you utter bastard, you knew I wanted to say that
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lewisnadasurf1
4:27 Mon Mar 26
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I agree
Mayo / Ketchup Mayo / Mustard Mayo/ BBQ
It literally goes with everything.
Not brown sauce though. That shit is rank.
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Mart O
4:29 Mon Mar 26
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I love it. It's especially tasty with hind leg of BLACK LAB.
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Hammer and Pickle
4:29 Mon Mar 26
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It used to vary from market to market, with the English Hellman's being pretty much a totally different thing to the Spanish. Don't know if that's the case any more.
I like the new retro-look label though.
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13 Brentford Rd
4:38 Mon Mar 26
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Just Hellman's? It is a French dressing you know. Salad cream is the English equivalent which I prefer but it is not as versitile as Mayo.
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Biggie Biggs
4:42 Mon Mar 26
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Fucking disgusting shit
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Toe Rag
4:43 Mon Mar 26
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Salad cream tastes of poverty.
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Northern Sold
4:49 Mon Mar 26
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You can have your changing of the Guard.... you can have your dancing round a maypole... you can have your bubble and squeak with custard... You can have your British Pint of Stella... you can EVEN have your RAF black labrador called a naughty un PC name... but none of that comes as close to British Patriotism to HATING mayonnaise...
RULE BRITANNIA...
FUCK MAYO
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gph
4:55 Mon Mar 26
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Cherries are FOREIGN too, NS.
Imported by Henry VIII.
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Any Old Iron
4:55 Mon Mar 26
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Hellmans, the Coldplay of Mayonnaise - a big brand bought by the masses but bland, tasteless and boring. Just cos somethings popular don'tmake it good.
Sainsbury's French style mayo is the only decent one in the UK.
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Coffee
5:06 Mon Mar 26
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Coldplay, my foot.
It's NOT bland and it's NOT tasteless.
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El Scorchio
5:09 Mon Mar 26
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It's fucking rank.
Salad cream is the only condiment that tops it for it's vile nature.
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Troy McClure
5:27 Mon Mar 26
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WOOAHHHHHHH
Salad cream is fucking wonderful you peasants
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only1billybonds
5:32 Mon Mar 26
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Mayo. Salad cream. Ketchup.
None of the above never have and never will get anywhere near my mouth. Actually,salt,vinegar,pepper and brown sauce are the only things i ever add to my food. Fussy cunt me.
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madeeasy
5:33 Mon Mar 26
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I like Mayonnaise a lot, but surely Ketchup is more versatile? Not that I like it
Salad cream I love in a cheese and salad sandwich.
Favourite condiment though is Horseradish with my beef, however i also like Mint Sauce with Lam.
Had pork yesterday and am not too fussed about apple sauce
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